In the webcomics community, Gordon McAlpin is almost as notorious for taking things literally as he is for consuming art supplies. This is totally for real, and not a thing that I just made up.
I would also like to reiterate that I am looking for guest strips to cover my vacation from 9/10 to 9/18. Would you like to do a guest strip for Sketch Comedy? There are two simple requirements: A) 900px wide or less, and B) keep it appropriate for your ten-year-old cousin to read. If you’ve got something for me, just send it in by September 8th to jackson at thesketchy dot com.