CALLBACKS: Susan II: Shipping Out, Susan II: God
Has an angry and capricious creator robbed you of your garments? The Sketch Comedy Store can help you with that.
Okay… That’s a little weird… hope you didn’t enjoy drawing the first panel.
I didn’t enjoy drawing the first panel, but there are certain sacrifices one must make for comedy. Like my comfort. And yours.
Just kidding. If it makes it any less weird, Howard is wearing underwear, back behind his leg there. I declare it to be so, and it is so. My comments are canon.
Hey, you know what else would be a great thing to put in the comments? An apology.
Hey, Howard, do you like Subway? I hear they have an Apology Sandwich now. Wizards get it for only 99 cents! (And if you’ve been to Minecraftia and back twice, you get it for free!)
You know what would be better to put in the comments? A large sandwich.
I wonder which would be better… Sandwich versus Apology. Seeing as Howard has been looking for sandwiches since his creation, I’d say a sandwich. But ever since he has wanted an apology (not completely sure what its for) he seems to not care about sandwiches. Maybe he found a sandwich past the door to central imagination.
Or maybe he found a imagination device he’s going to use to make himself immortal and to change the comic to favor him! Imagine, “Howard the Immortal Wizard King of Sandwiches!”
Whoa. That might be a little much.
What do you think?
Well, you could combine the two. An Apology Sandwich. Tasty, no? “Get our new Apology Sandwich! *insert some other cheesy line here*”
“Get our new Apology Sandwich! It’s meaty apologeticness will destroy your hunger!… for 10 to 60 minutes.
True, true. “BUT HEAD ON OVER TO PIZZA HUT AND GET OUR NEW HUNGER-STOPPER PIZZA! IT’S GUARANTEED TO GIVE YOU A FULL HUNGER BAR… in Minecraftia, that is.”
Guys. Guys. These are the best ideas.
Jackson, are you getting all this? Apology sandwich. Hunger-stopper pizza. Make it so. I’m not even kidding.
I’d like to hear- that is, read, Howard’s view on this.
Me too. I HAVE MUCH TO LEARN FROM THE GREAT WIZARD.
Now if only there were Golden Apples in the real world.
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