Hm? What might this be?
Why, it’s Cactus Johnson’s General Store!
Let us peruse the available wares.
Open up a Cactus Johnson’s franchise on your Minecraft server today!
I wanna see the latest pictures of your well
I mean… shoot! er, I’m not interested in Minecraft at all. I dunno what you’re talking about.
HA-ha, Selin wants to play! There’s room on our server for you!
You guys have a Minecraft server?
Matt does! He lets us build stores run by cacti on it and stuff.
Holy debilitating daftness, Batman! I just now realized that the Cactus behind the counter is Cactus Johnson. I always thought it was just a Cactus-themed store and this Johnson fellow was a mysterious entity that loved cactus and was never in his store. My dull wit knoweth no bounds!
The joke probably would have become apparent when I opened up a Birch Tree Johnson’s and a Bed of Random Flowers Johnson’s.
I don’t suppose there’s any chance of me getting the IP, then?
Sorry, Michael. I asked Matt, and the server is for his IRL amigos only.
Oh, this is on Reddit. *applause*
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