Have a comic on Wednesday! I am going to try to get you a third comic for Friday. It seems fairly feasible as I write this, and even should I fail, you at least got this week’s second comic early.
And in the meantime, you can endure my shill.
Santa Howard shirts! Get one for yourself, and then lord it over all your friends who cannot afford such finery! Rub it in their faces that you, not they, are the owner of this sartorial masterpiece!
I am a terrible salesman