I’m glad to see that James uses a good, old-fashioned computer. Some of these people using iPads just look SO pretentious these days, and I’m sure James would never want to give people that impression.
You are likely to be eaten by a grue.
If this predicament seems particularly cruel,
consider whose fault it could be:
not a torch or a match in your inventory.
Can I get a high five, James? Oh wait, I forgot you don’t high five.
I’m glad to see that James uses a good, old-fashioned computer. Some of these people using iPads just look SO pretentious these days, and I’m sure James would never want to give people that impression.
I should have given him a CRT monitor.
You are likely to be eaten by a grue.
If this predicament seems particularly cruel,
consider whose fault it could be:
not a torch or a match in your inventory.
Can I get a high five, James? Oh wait, I forgot you don’t high five.
Newspaper. Lol.
I recently got into nerdcore, by the way. MC Frontalot, &%# to the yes.