CALLBACKS: I am a Purchasing Rockstar: Labels and Judgments, Meanwhile Again
Long-time Sketch Comedy readers may remember Benzie Johnson from his first SC appearance, or perhaps the guest strip he did that introduced the concept of Censoring Tape®.
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Please let the tall guy be the sidekick.
Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his wackiness level?
It’s OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAA
No, wait, I was holding the scouter upside-down. It’s 16.
Fail, 91 =/= OVER 9000.
Maths ftw.
Okay, fine, 0016. Be picky.
I wouldn’t mess with someone with the capability to blow up a planet. Without Earth, there would be no The Sketchy and there would be no awesome. Unless Jackson gets a moon office…
But Jackson can also blow up a planet. He can totally draw himself a doomsday cannon. And maybe Howard, if Jackson ever gives him useful spells, could probably blow up a planet too.
Anti-Swear Tape should totally be a real thing.
Think again, James… The office is… well… you know.
I think you want the previous post… Unless James is a ninja, and he’s hiding. …I hope I didn’t give Jackson any ideas…
What are you talking about?
I think he’s talking about the fact that I don’t appear in this comic.
I could be a ninja, though. After all, it is 1993.
James. James. This isn’t 1993, great year as it was. This is 2012.
Michael. Michael. Close your HTML tags when you’re done with them. Also, sometimes I am sarcastic.
Hard to believe, I know. Even close friends are surprised to discover that I am capable of sarcasm. “James,” they say to me, “we had no idea! Are you truly able to be sarcastic?” And I say to them: “Yes. Yes, I am.”
I could have sworn that it was different when I posted it. And great, now I want ninja James versus Super Howard. As Howard would say… “Jackson, make it so. I’m not even kidding.”
Argh, the HTML tags are messing up… I put spaces in between, what went wrong?
You’re forgetting the closing tag. You need to put one of these at the end of the italicized portion: </i> .
Ah. I don’t usually do HTML tags. But well… now we need Super Howard vs ninja James.
sorry, I mean’t Jackson, not James. sorry about the inconvienence. I screwed up. I should just go… *sneaks out door like a ninja*
If only we could edit our comments.
you mistook James for Jackson???
or rather Jackson for James???
Oh now I want Jackson surviving in Minecraftia… So many good ideas, so little Jackson to make them so.
I would never tuck in a jersey.